Paradoxas

Espaciecito para que yo exponga mis frasezotas idiotas.

17.8.06

Estupideces

I am 61% Internet Addict.
Total Internet Addict!
I am pretty addicted, but there is hope. I think I'm just well connected to the internet and technology, but it's really a start of a drug-like addiction. I must act now! Unplug this computer!

I am 66% Evil Genius.
Deceitful & Crazy!
Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings.

Your Hair Should Be Purple

Intense, thoughtful, and unconventional.
You're always philosophizing and inspiring others with your insights.


You Should Learn Chinese

Surprised? You shouldn't be - Chinese is perfect for an ambitious person like you.
You're a natural entrepreneur, and a billion people are waiting to do business with you!


Your Linguistic Profile:
55% General American English
25% Yankee
10% Dixie
5% Upper Midwestern
0% Midwestern




Your Delia's Bedroom Is
Lightning




Your Summery Couture Top Is
Raw 7 - Dragonfly Cashmere Camisole




Your Designer Bikini Is
MOSCHINO




Your Cute Bikini Is
Vanilla Bikini






Your Funky Tank Top Is
The Dogtags Beater Tank





Your Funky T-Shirt Is
The Women's Armed T-Shirt




Your Diesel Summer Look Is
fuchsia colorblock short sleeve t-shirt





Your Sexy Top Is
RUCHED MOCK TURTLENECK TOP





Your Couture Bikini Is
Lotta Stensson - Bikini With Crystals Top and Bottom




Your Cute Sweater Is
Devina Sweater




Your Little Black Dress Is
PF Paola Frani




Your Retro Shoes Are
KangaROOS Lotus SD




Your iPod Is
iPod Photo U2 Special Edition





Your Cute Sweatshirt Is
The Shiva Zip-Up Hoody





Your Funky Tank Top Is
The Baby Snap Beater Tank






Your Designer Jeans Are
Grail Alexandra Flap Pocket in Vintage Jeans





Your Fairy Is
I Can Fly Fairy





Your Designer Sunglasses Are
Gucci





Your Summer Anthem is Speed of Sound by Coldplay

"All that noise, and all that sound,
All those places I got found.
And birds go flying at the speed of sound,
to show you how it all began."

You're out of your mind this summer, in a good way.






Your Political Profile:
Overall: 30% Conservative, 70% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal




Ana Sofía Rocha Álvarez's Aliases

Your movie star name: Chocolate Balls Pedro

Your fashion designer name is Ana Zagreb

Your socialite name is Bubby Barcelona

Your fly girl / guy name is A Roc

Your detective name is Horse Instituto Hispano Inglés

Your barfly name is Energetic Bar Bailey's

Your soap opera name is Sofía Anahuac

Your rock star name is Chocolate Jaguar

Your Star Wars name is Anabla Rocgor

Your punk rock band name is The Bored Dildo




You Should Be a Science Fiction Writer

Your ideas are very strange, and people often wonder what planet you're from.
And while you may have some problems being "normal," you'll have no problems writing sci-fi.
Whether it's epic films, important novels, or vivid comics...
Your own little universe could leave an important mark on the world!




The Cure Shares Your Taste in Music


See their whole playlist here (iTunes required)





Your Seduction Style: Au Natural

You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.

You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?

You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.





You Are 81% Indie

You're so indie, it's kind of amazing that you actually found your way to this quiz.
Generally, your tastes are genuinely indie... but sometimes you like something just because it's weird!




Your 2005 Song Is

Feel Good Inc by Gorillaz

"Love forever love is free.
Let's turn forever you and me."

In 2005, you were loving life and feeling no pain.




Your Boobies' Names Are...

Yin and Yang




Your Monster Profile

War Terror

You Feast On: Pickles

You Lurk Around In: Closets

You Especially Like to Torment: Pop Stars




Your Theme Song is Groove is in the Heart by Dee-lite

"We're going to dance
And have some fun"

For you, life should be one huge party...
And even though it's not, you tend to dance your troubles away!




Your Vampire Name Is...

High Priestess of Trannsylvania




Your Elf Name Is...

Sassy Snowballer




Who Should Paint You: Andy Warhol

You've got an interested edge that would be reflected in any portrait
You don't need any fancy paint techniques to stand out from the crowd!




Your Wrestler Name Is...

Miss Demonica





Your Irish Name Is...

Fiona Gallagher




Your Outrageous Name is:

Sharon Needles





Your Band Name is:

The Puffy Bananas





Your Russian Name Is...

Alina Galine Solovyov






You Belong in Barcelona

When it comes to Europe, you don't want to decide between culture and fun. You want art by day and a big party by night.
Barcelona is ideal for you. You can check out some Picasso, eat some tapas, take a siesta, and then dance all night!




You Are More Mild Than Wild

You're confident, and you really aren't concerned with how "hot" you are.
Other people's ideas of what's sexy don't concern you. And this is exactly what makes you attractive.






You Will Die at Age 79

You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...
And how you'll die as well.






You are a Self-Discoverer

You're not religious, but you've created your own kind of spirituality.
Introspective and thoughtful, you tend to look inward for the divine.
You are distrusting of all forms of organized religion.
You especially dislike religious gurus and leaders, who you feel are charlatans.






Your Extroversion Profile:
Cheerfulness: Very High
Friendliness: Very High
Sociability: Very High
Assertiveness: High
Activity Level: Medium
Excitement Seeking: Medium







Your Pimp Name Is...

Pimp Mama Pump





Your Eyes Should Be Green

Your eyes reflect: Striking attractiveness and danger

What's hidden behind your eyes: A vivid inner world




Your Daddy Is Darth Vader

What You Call Him: Papito

Why You Love Him: He gives good spankings


Exotic Dancer Name Is...

Wish